Nothing can beat shower sex

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history
like-fahrenheit:

mummyshark:

Yes, it’s true. The Ninja Turtles have invaded Pizza Hut. Now you can order your favorite Ninja Turtle’s favorite pizza!

carlontoast

It HAS to be like this.

like-fahrenheit this is awesome!

totallyfuckingfetch:

I LIKE U SO MUCH BETTER WHEN UR NAKED

elenamorelli:

{ a song of grass and trees and clouds }

Anonymous:
What's your name about? Do you live like on a toast island? :D
Me:

I have my own island which I live on. I discovered it whilst sailing the big blue ocean. It’s shaped like a piece of cooked bread. 

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it